Matt Pavolka is, like, a dude who plays the bass. Some people think that he's
totally awesome. He started out as a trombonist but couldn't take the derision.
He thought chicks would dig him if he played the bass. He had it confused with
the guitar. He is a redneck from the State of Indiana. He was born in Muncie. His
parents went to college there with David Letterman. He grew up in Bloomington.
Not far from there is a town called Raccoon, and another one called Needmore.
He went to Berklee College of Music in Boston, mostly to get the hell out of
Indiana. He played a lot of music there