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Alpha Male Tea Party

Biographies are terrible - self congratulatory appraisals spliced with nauseating attempts to shine amongst other contemporaries, incorrectly appropriating adjectives such as “unique” “powerful” and “Mark Lawrenson”. All wishing to ultimately achieve the same outcome: that you will become interested in this band and then shower said band with verbal and monetary admiration. Each one becoming more and more self indulgent and quasi-poetic until finally both your retinas and brain simultaneously shatter and dribble through your nasal cavity due to the sheer audacity of some to describe themselves as anything other than “a band, sometimes”