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Revenge of the Return of the Son of Ken Burns' "Jazz"
ByMany jazz aficionados felt that Jazz completely overlooked or deliberately disregarded the contributions of non-human musicians. It is well-known among jazz scholars that pioneering tenor saxophonist Frankie Traumbauer was, in fact, a very large raccoon.
Forget I said that.
What I mean is, the Genius Guide exists principally for two reasons: to inform and amuse both seasoned jazz fans and newcomers alike, and to achieve for myself worldwide fame and/or notoriety so that I can finally afford that decadent lifestyle I've had my eye on. Which is why I can understand Ken Burns.
You see.
Like Ken (I call him Ken. Who's going to stop me?), I have an interest in the Civil War, baseball, and jazz. But unlike Ken, I do not have at my disposal the means to make week-long documentaries about the things which interest me. It's just as well, because I don't think PBS would air my proposed 15-hour films about redheads and beer anyway. So I have to confine the exploration of my interests to the written word, where I can do the most irreparable damage.
Be that as it may.
As pleased as we all were with Ken's monumental documentary, in that it got a lot of people talking about jazz who wouldn't otherwise, there is the general sense in the jazz community (located off I-64, near the Cracker Barrel) that Jazz may have missed the mark a little when it comes to a complete and thorough examination of the music and those who created and prospered it. In fact, out of the entire twenty hour documentary, I came away with only three salient points:
- Apparently, Louis Armstrong was very important.
- There was a time when black folks weren't particularly well-liked in this country.
- Duke Ellington.
I would be remiss in my duties as a Genius to leave the average person with such an incomplete understanding of jazz. I've already covered most of the important history, but there is so much more to the rich tapestry of jazz yet to be uncovered. So I've decided to devote this month's column to addressing what I felt to be some of the more glaring omissions.
First and foremost would be a personal complaint, the oversight of Johnny Hartman. His luxurious baritone is perhaps one of the finest vocal instruments in the history of jazz. Woefully under-recorded (his voice was so smooth, it slid right off of most vinyl records. Advances in digital recording came too late, as Hartman died in 1983), his best work came with John Coltrane on the classic album John Coltrane and Johnny Hartman. To this day, Hartman's voice has an almost mystical seductive effect on women. Give me a bottle of wine and a Johnny Hartman record, and I could get k.d. lang's bra off (and then put it right back on, because I'm just trying to prove a point).

Which brings me to another point.

My point exactly.


Perhaps the question we should be asking about Jazz isn't "What is it lacking," but "What can we bring from it?" Maybe it wasn't Burnsie's intention to deliver a definitive document of jazz from beginning to end, a post mortem for an art that has been pinned and mounted like a butterfly. As someone smarter than me (but just barely, because I am still a Genius) said, one murders to dissect. Maybe Ken (back to Ken, are we?) was just trying to add some oil to the machine, some grease to the gears, some butter to the Brando (and if you can find a better Last Tango in Paris joke anywhere on the Web, I'll personally give you $4 cash). Maybe his sole point was to get us all talking about jazz again, listening to jazz in a new light, and playing it with renewed vigor (renew your vigor now and save 25% off the regular newsstand price). I can't speak for you (well, I could, but I won't), but as for myself, after reflecting once again on the entire 20 hour film, I was inspired to set a new record for parenthetical asides in a single paragraph just now. And that's really saying something, although I'm not quite sure what.
The point being.
Jazz has always been about the immediacy of the moment, about using echoes from the past to create something entirely unique in the now. Jazz has always inspiredand should always inspirepassion, debate, controversy and just enough silliness to keep us from ever taking ourselves too seriously. And for all its flaws and foibles, in the end, Jazz has done just that. And AAJ will continue to do so for years to come. And as for me, your own personal Genius, I'll continue to be here month after month, doing whatever in the hell it is that I do (I haven't been paying close attention).
Till next month, exit to your right and enjoy the rest of AAJ.
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