Published since 2009
Inspired by the cutting edge advice of Abigail Van Buren, the storied bass playing of Paul Chambers, and the need for a Politically Correct doctrine for navigating the minefields of jazz etiquette, I humbly offer my services.
1) Trombonists are already the butt of countless jokes, even though their so-called "instrument" is pretty harmless, and their intentions are generally good;
2) Your very premise"calling" a trombonistisn't credible;
3) Homeless people have it tough enough already without being compared to any jazz musicians, much less trombonists;
4) Imagine where trombonists might be today if their instrument hadn't become the jazz world's whoopee cushion.
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