I was surfing the Internet and I came across something I thought you’d enjoy. No, not that. Get your mind out of the gutter. I found the largest, most authoritative jazz website in the entire world. It’s called All About Jazz (www.allaboutjazz.com), and it has everything you could ever want relating to jazz. News, views, reviews, venues, blues, shoes, cashews, kangaroos, gnus, Zulus, and Julie Andrews…wait, that can’t be right. Sorry, I got caught up in the moment.

Anyway, All About Jazz is the perfect Web destination for anyone interested in jazz, from curious neophytes to seasoned connoisseurs. It has everything you could want when it comes to jazz, from shopping to streaming radio and beyond. Debate, discuss, learn, laugh and share at All About Jazz. You’re just a few mouse clicks away from the most exhaustive jazz Website in human history. The ancient Egyptians, with their magnificent temples and still-awe-inspiring pyramids, couldn’t even come close. All they managed, in the 18th dynasty under Amenhotep II, was a gaudy 640x480 page with too many banner ads and a rudimentary hit counter.

All About Jazz features:

CD Reviews: Get the lowdown on the latest releases, as well as the classics you need to own in order to avoid the inevitable shame of people knowing that the closest thing you have to a classic jazz album is The New Christie Minstrels Sing Ma Rainey.

Artist Profiles: Learn all about your favorite musicians. The first stop for any would-be stalker.

Bulletin Boards: Debate, discuss, buy, sell and trade. And when you’re done, log on and enjoy the Bulletin Boards.

Humor: Jazz is funny? Of course it is. Don’t let Ken Burns fool you.

Shopping: AAJ has brought together a virtual marketplace of everything jazz related, from CD’s to books to classic posters.

All-You-Can-Eat Catfish Buffet: Coming October 2003. Includes drink, hush puppies, cole slaw and dessert for $8.95.

Venue Guide: Ever wonder where all the happening is happening? AAJ’s venue guide allows you to search by city or zip code for live jazz near you.

And much, much more.

So check out www.allaboutjazz.com, fulfill all your jazz needs, and be sure to spread the word.

Sincerely,
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