“ I get into a zone to see what happens. I just try to open up and see what comes out... ”
His quartet Sex Mob garnered honorary double agent status with the release of Sex Mob Does Bond (Ropeadope, 2001). Nirvana's "About A Girl", and Abba's "Fernando" show up on Solid Sender (Knitting Factory, 2000). And live, the band's been known to play anything from Britney Spears to Strauss. Whatever the repertoire, insidious nighttime demons meander through each phrase, and sly spirits dribble genuine fun into each blow of the horn.
"Music should be about life - about feeling something," Bernstein explained. "It's about creation. Also it's okay to fuck up. I really feel that an audience who goes to see a band that almost f*cks up and kind of gets slightly unhinged is going to have a better experience than an audience that goes to see a show that's perfectly controlled. If you want something perfectly controlled you turn on the TV, go see a movie, watch a music video, something that's been edited, and chopped up into something exact."
With the Millennial Territory Orchestra he cues solos with the point of a finger and halts phrases with a shrug of his shoulders. Meanwhile he's cracking jokes and spurting out occasional slide trumpet attacks. With the smaller group, Sex Mob, he's able to play more, leading the group with his own phrasing.
"Sometimes when it really, really, really gets going, I feel like I'm actually a conductor, like something that conducts electricity. I remember one night, I felt like all the intensity of the musicians was going through my body. I went home and I was in bed and my body was shaking, because I had so much energy that had gone through my body that night." His fans feel the energy too. They whoop and howl along with the music, waving their arms in abandon. Perhaps the captivating melodies provide the satisfaction that brings them back each night. Or maybe it's the excursions into free jazz cacophony. Most likely it's a combination of the two.
"The beauty of playing the music that I do is that it's now, and it's gonna happen, and it may get to a point where 'whoa!', and no one's really sure what's happening, and it's a little chaotic. But eventually it's going to come together into something that makes you feel good. That's why I like to play something like 'All You Need Is Love'. We usually start it with something really chaotic, and when you finally get there it's like ahhhh it feels so good."
Sex Mob's next album Dime Grind Palace (out next month on Ropeadope) is comprised entirely of original compositions. When it's time to write a record, the trumpet player locks himself in his "music laboratory" at the back of his house. Records and instruments hang on the walls. He flutters around between old 78s, his piano, and his trumpet.
"I get into a zone to see what happens. I just try to open up and see what comes out," he explained. The process can last a couple of days or a couple of weeks but it doesn't end until he fills an entire notebook. "About three days before a recording session I'll start going through and say, 'oh that's good, why don't I take that and put that on top of that'. It's basically impressions of my mind. I try to take all the impressions and make a coherent statement."
The slide trumpet (also known as a soprano trombone) has a sound slightly foreign to most listeners' ears. Aside from some LA studio musicians in the '70s and '80s, and perhaps Louis Armstrong, no one seems to play the difficult instrument, and Bernstein has yet to find a recording.
"I guess I have a little less pride than most people do and don't mind making a fool out of myself," Bernstein said. "The people I'm inspired by are trombone players who really use their slide. There's two ways to play a trombone, one is a very vocal style where you slip all around, and then there are other guys that play like a piano. I like to play with a lot of sliding. That's the fun part of it, the fact that it sounds like a human voice and is all over the place."