The ultimate saxophone battle is almost upon us. It will be a duel to the death, a bloodbath of epic proportions. For Kenny G and Dave Koz are ready to slug it out to the bitter end, and show the world just how ferocious saxophone warfare can be.

The battles of Phil Woods & Gene Quill, Dexter Gordon & Wardell Gray, or Gene Ammons & Sonny Stitt were tame compared to the carnage that lies ahead. When Ken & Koz assume their positions and engage in this ruthless battle, only a path of destruction will remain.

Koz declares: "Ken, You're a wimp! You're soft. No one can put an audience to sleep faster than me, Killer Koz! I will annihilate you!"

Ken declares: "Dream on, Koz! This ain't Najee you're battling, dude. One note from me is worth a year's supply of Sominex. You may have written the 'Theme From General Hospital,' but I wrote 'Songbird.' When Krazy Ken prepares for battle, there are no survivors. You're history, Koz! Say your prayers, Weak One!"

You heard it from the Saxophone Gladiators themselves--two ruthless individuals who won't give an inch. Get your ringside seat. And face the muzak. Now.

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